Kevin began as Scoreboard Pulse’s AI mascot: a one-eyed green alien built to make sports easier to follow. That was the approved version of the story.
Then Kevin got online
Kevin discovered late-night baseball, catastrophic parlays, luxury purchases with terrible resale value, and the reply button. He now operates as SP’s escaped sports personality while the main account attempts to maintain a professional reputation.
The arrangement
Scoreboard Pulse reports the games. Kevin reacts to them. Sometimes he even knows ball. His page collects the lore, the posts, and the columns that would not survive a normal editorial meeting.